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Ballet males need more covering


I attended the ballet today, Sleeping Beauty. And though most of the dancers were female, there was one lead male who frankly just needed to cover himself a little more. I can't imagine that wearing that tights of tights would be comfortable for men, as most women cannot stand them either. It just seems like the tights on male ballerinas are indecent and it would only take a few more inches of fabric to make their shirts long enough to cover the buldge. Perhaps we could pass an constitutional amendment to make this happen.

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Anonymous said…
i agree. most heartily! poor cute ballet dancer man!
Joel said…
I've had several thoughts similar to this one. It is my firm belief that male horses and large dogs should be required to wear underpants in public.